Me: "Are you finished with those Cheetos?"

Ethan: "Not yet."
Asa: "Almost."

Me: "Well, when you're done, don't wipe your hands on my bed or your clothes, ok?"

Ethan: *eye roll*
Asa: *crunch crunch*

Me: "Seriously, wash your hands in the sink, don't wipe them on my bed."

Ethan: *big exasperated sigh* "Ok."

Me: "I just don't want Cheetos on my bed, that's all."

Ethan: *stern look* "You're trying to make us women."

Apparently, making a mess also makes you a man.