I walked in while Justin and Asa were watching Monday Night Football...

Me: Hey guys.
Asa: Hey
Me: Who's playing?
Justin: Pittsburgh Steelers and Baltimore Ravens. There aren't any kids shows on.
Asa: Daddy, are they called the Steelers because they steal a lot of stuff?
Justin: Uh, no. (Insert long explanation of "Steelers")

Me: Who are we going for? Steelers or Ravens?
Asa: Ummmm.....the yellow team.
Justin and Me: Pittsburgh
Asa: Nevermind. I like the white team.
Justin: No. I don't like Baltimore.
Asa: Ok then, we'll go for the Pittsburgers.

Long pause to watch a few plays...

Me: So, Asa, who's your favorite football team of all?
Asa: The Pittsburgers.


A few more plays go by...

Me: Who's the best team in the NFL?
Asa: The Pittsburgers.
Me: Yeah? What makes them the best?
Asa: Mommy, I don't know. I don't really think they're the best team, I just keep saying the Pittsburgers because they're the only football team I know.

Clearly, football is really high priority in our house...